他是球场上最伟大的选手,就像我是乐坛上最伟大的歌手,他像第一次冲击总冠军一样去争夺他的第四枚总冠军戒指,他将会得到(总冠军)戒指,就像贾巴尔一样,满手戒指如此美丽,我的发型如此飘逸,他让我每次都坐在场边附近,他穿着耐克,显示出资金王朝的霸气,科比在场上,以一敌五的灌篮,黑曼巴犀利的进攻征服对手,这个篮球怪兽,说唱怪兽,完美的突破,或是转身的跳投,又或是直接底线突破,在弹簧人面前灌篮,你知道他会从哪里出手,就在你的头上,这就是LAKERSHOW,没人能压制科比,我叫他KINGBRYANT,现在,让他表现出他的王者气质吧。
把那该死的球穿给我,我不需要做挡拆,不要担心我的投篮,因为我会把球放进篮筐,yeaa,我在你们的双人包夹下得到40分,之后我在另一支队伍身上得到81分,yeaa,你最好小心谨慎的来防我,然后来看看我就像打牌一样轻松的搞定你们,哈哈,我不需要浪费更多的体力,不需要浪费更多的时间,因为我从来不用休息,我只是在不断的打破记录,我更喜欢在最后三秒绝杀你们,我打赌我只需要用最后三秒钟的时间搞定你们,嘿老兄,那是必须的,请告诉你们的教练千万不要一对一的来防守我,双人包夹,或者三人包夹都行,你们的防守让我恶心,但我不会让你们接近我,事实上,我只需后退几步投一个三分,那些防守根本没用。从不休息一天,从不给自己放假,只为在关键时刻挺身而出让你们疯狂,底线的一对一防守就像被包夹的角落,甚至两三个人把我逼到底线,我照样能让你们抓狂,我在你们睡觉的时候练习,我在我睡觉的时候练习,坦白说,才高中毕业的我,的确不适合直接打NBA,但是我像脚下有气垫一样跳的比你高,之后禅师还会说你最好把球传给我,让我处理,这样他才安心,我的进攻就像说唱的背景音乐一样流畅,我对胜利充满饥渴,以后有天人们问你谁是最棒的,答案必须是我。
英文是He’sthebestplayerinthegame,it’sjustthatsimple,theirsnothingthatKobecan’tdo,hewilldefendyourbestplayer,hewillshootfromtheperimeter,hewillgetallinyourmug,hewilldowhateverittakes,heisthemostcompletebasketballplayerinthegametoday,ballornot,hehasanassassinmentality,Isaidthisweeks,Isaidthiswhenthetradewentdown,andI’llrepeatitagain,whostarvinmore,foranNBAWorldChampionship,morethanKobeBryant,thereisnoone,thisguyisHOLLYWOOD,”WhatseparatesKobefromthepack.”,MorethanKobeBryant,thereisnoone.Ok,Kobedoinwork,twofouronmyshirt,hedagreatestondacourt,imdagreatestondaverse,goinforthe4thringlikeitwashisfirst,gottagetdabling,doitforKareem,twofoursonice,myflowsomean,catchmeatdagamesittingnextto?.KoKoKobeBryantNikes,purplegoldstrings,KoKoKobeindagamedunkinon“TheWholeTeam”,BaBlackMamba,attackconquer,basketballbeast,rarapmonster,crossovergood,orturnaroundjumper,orjustdrivedalane,anddunkondunkers,uknowhereisgoin,itsgoindownyo,thisdaLakeShow,butdontdrowntho,IcallhimKingBryant,nowletdacrownshow.passmedadamballIdontneedapickatall,anddontworryboutmyshot,causeimmagetthatoff,yeaa,Idrops40onurdoubleteam,thenIdrop81onanotherteam,yeaa..ubetterguardmewitcaution,nwatchhowI’llworkemlikeauction,Haha,nosuchthingasexhaustionnotimeforrestingcauseIdonttakebreaks,IIjustbreakrecords,Ha,andIpreferdaballwith3seconds,andIbetwegonwinitallin3seconds,Yadigg,Thatisaguaranteeapparentlyandpleasetellurdefensedontevermantomanwithme,doubleteamtripleteam,urdefenderssickofme,but,Ineverletthemgettome,literally,stepbackandgivedemathreeainain’tnodefendingme.
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CallmeMr.ClutchorMr.Automatic,IcanpostemuporLamarwillgetdaalley,Imgoinforthering,Imgoinforthering,IwenttoBeijingandcamebackwithdabling,whodeywant,deywantKobe,andwhathewant,hewantthetrophy,thevictory,anddaglory,noShaq,noRobertHorry,nowbreakemoff,Kobebreakemoff,Yea!,Ubetterbe?Yea,justgivehimtheballandhe’lltakeitall,Yup,orhe’llprobablybedishingittoGasol,Yea,orgiveittoDFishonthewing,Yea,orjustletArizadohisthing,Yea,causeimgreatandsoismyteam,Yea,doitforMagic,itsshowtimebaby,Iseenothingwrongwithdoingitfourtimesbaby,Imdabest,Yes,Hedabest,Yeaa,dontworryLebron,getemnextyear,nowwutsdefensetoanassassin,killainstinct,MURDERTHEBASKET,thenstealdaballback,holditforransom,itsmorethenagame,thisisapassion,beenanAll-Star,beenaChampion,freethrowline,uhearemchantin,MVP!,MVP!,KobeBryantakaEnvyMe,anyDsmashandD,whoeverheis,hecantguardme,HaHa,hecantguardme.”So,thereyouhaveit,theoverwhelminganswerwas,KOBEBRYANT!